- what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
- what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten
pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS
Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave
This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.
adds “we just caught our alternate universe selves making out and now everything is super awkward” to list of shipping tropes that need to be implemented everywhere
being a pessimist is great, I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised